mattallthethings:

boba-fettzgerald:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

jaketheginger:

500daysofevilexes:

everythingbutsteering:

vriskamindfangserket:

yerblues000:

supersheps:

adriofthedead:

titteringtrollop:

robosexualginger:

sketch-bat:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

there’s apparently some kind of alien terrorist blowing up planets so you shoot blocks back at them and become the supreme alien terrorist in their spot

Some bitch stole Spring so all the other bitches go after her to get it back. And bitch at each other.

This blonde little shit who’s basically shirtless the entire game (kid runs through snow, what the shit is that?!) teams up with some piss poor pirates, a former princess, some buff guy who’s identical twin brother is apparently one of the bad guys, and his girlfriend or whatever the fuck. I don’t even know why that kid’s there. Something about sky pirates, I dunno.

pot-breaking vandal collects some shitty masks in three days

Some anime-lookin’ little shit goes through different Disney-themed levels fighting black blobs using a giant key. His sidekicks are Dolan and Gooby and his best friend turns evil or something? I dunno, they lost me at “Disney”. Oh, and his girlfriend is voiced by the cheerleader from Heroes. Like anyone cares about that anymore.

Modern Warfare.

a really terrible husband and father in the american west gets tricked into going to mexico after befriending a drunk, a grandfather, an ancient con artist, and a couple of retards. 

You’re some asshole with throat cancer and all you do is run around breaking necks and knocking on walls. There’s this stupid shit with some bald leukemia lookin’ asshole who breaks the game. And you gotta break a big robot so it drives really fast and kills your old war buddy who also looks like some bald leukemia lookin’ asshole, did I mention he’s a sadist? He totally gets off on you punch punch kicking him. Your girlfriend has pointy tits and a box shaped ass but this headband wearing asshole thinks its all nice and shit. Its all poop and sex jokes. When you die all they do is shout your name like you’re gonna answer them or something. How are you gonna answer your blutooth when you’re dead? Also, this asshole talks on this phone in the middle of sneaking and doesn’t get caught.
Oh yeah, cardboard boxes.

Some cracked-out raccoon with a blue hat and a cane steals shit by listening to some faggot turtle in a wheelchair.

This guy with a beard wanders around construction sites and hides in garbage cans until people find him. Then he gives them cheeseburgers.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)